The Little Gray Men
Have come for me yet again
Ass just stopped hurting
I shed lots of tears
When they stick things up there
Forgot Lubricant
I don’t think I’d mind
If they would wine and dine me
Before bad touching
It started way back
When I turned twenty one
I drank lots of beer
I was really drunk
Sleeping, Nope but I passed out
They showed up that night
Not really sure why
But they took a shine to me
Really wish they hadn’t
I was innocent
It wasn’t something I said
Must have liked my ass
When I first woke up
I thought it was all a prank
Oh boy was I wrong
Strapped to a table
Showing off my birthday suit
To a bunch of perv’s
Immediately
All I thought of was my porn
Now I was the star
Gizmos, Contraptions
The Gray bastards had it all
And they used it too
My screams were very loud
Did I say how loud I screamed?
They were very, very loud
Screaming no problem
It didn’t hurt their drums
They had none to hurt
Eventually
The poking and prodding
Thankfully ended
The next thing I knew
I was back in my own home
Sleeping next to mom?
Mom woke up screaming
Thinking I was some pervert
Got smacked lots of times
In between the hits
I tried to explain to her
Only made it worse
“Abducted” I screamed
By perverted Little Gray Men
“You’re plastered” she said
“Well yes” I sputtered
But that’s beside the point
I showed her my ass
The proof was all there
Take a gander at this then
Now I’m out on it
Mom thinks I’m a perv
Disowned by my family
My ass still hurts bad
Bigger problems now
Men in Black are following
Got to say, “Nice suits”
Government agents
Are tracking my every move
Not easy to get lost
One time they grabbed me
Gentler then the Gray Men
Still not very nice
Spent some time with them
Asked question after question
Gray Men friendlier
Dropped me off at home
Said I no longer live here
As stupid as Gray Men
Retreated from there
Wouldn’t do to have mom see
Would yell nasty things
Eventually
Made it to my apartment
Thought I would be safe
Always I am wrong
I was safe for a while
They are persistent
They found me at last
After six months had passed
Her I go again
A flash of bright light
Second meeting no better
Still bad touching
This is something new
Sticking things up my nose
I’m really ticklish
I laughed so hard
I jar their probe into my brain
I’m not laughing now
Boy that hurt like hell
Strangely they seem very pleased
Time to get sent home
Wrong home once again
Quickly make my get away
Before mom wakes up
That is my story
As strange and weird as it sounds
Sure wish it wasn’t
Now I sit and wait
Three to six months they come back
Their still being rude
Really don’t know why
I’m not that interesting
Got to be the ass
So if you get drunk
And if you see a bright light
Run the other way
Or you might be next
At getting an anal probe
That’s not very fun
The Gray Men don’t care
Long as you’ve got a hole down there
Virgin rear beware
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